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Colonel H. Stinkmeaner
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General Information
First Appearance

Nigga Moment

Portrayed By

Cedric Yarbrough

Colonel H.M. Stinkmeaner was an obnoxious blind old man Robert Freeman killed in a street fight.

PersonalityEdit

Stinkmeaner is described as one of the most evil of human beings to ever walk the earth. He is sadistic, nihilistic and overall horrible to everyone he meets. He enjoys the pain and anguish of other people. He claims to hate most or everyone in general (especially black people), but in truth, he just loves being evil. He lived a long, terrible life, as when he got killed he is sent to hell (possibly aged 66), where he literally felt truly much more happy than he ever had.

BiographyEdit

DeathEdit

In Nigga Moment, Stinkmeaner is killed in a street fight with Robert Freeman]]. This is because earlier in the episode Stinkmeaner beat Robert in a fight and Robert saw it as a way to reclaim is honor.

ReturnEdit

In Stinkmeaner Strikes Back, he returns as a vengeful spirit. After some martial arts training in Hell, he is sent by Satan back to Earth to exact his revenge. He possesses the body of Tom Dubois and makes him do crazy things at very inappropriate times. Eventually he makes his way to the Freeman house and attacks Robert while he's posting videos of himself on the internet while using the toilet. Huey and Riley come to his aid and the Freemans fight him.  Stinkmeaner beats them all effortlessly but is eventually subdued when Robert ties up his legs with his belt and Riley knocks him out with Robert's vases and statues. They tie him to Riley's bed and invite Uncle Ruckus over to exorcise him out of Tom's body, but none of his methods work. Eventually Huey helps Stinkmeaner find common ground with Uncle Ruckus because they equally hate other black people and his soul is exorcised out of Tom's body.

HateocracyEdit

In Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy, he appears a third time as a ghost narrating the story of a crew of elderly self-hating racist bigots (Lord Rufus Crabmiser, Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty, and Mr. George Pistofferson) of which he was the leader. They caused a series of problems for the other nursing home residents and made their lives a living hell, so eventually they were kicked out, and split up.

When they heard of Stinkmeaner's death, they came to Woodcrest to kill Robert Freeman and his family. Gripenasty and Pistofferson went after Huey and Riley while Crabmiser went after Robert. After a long fight, the three Freemans barely escape with their lives so they attempt to hire a bodyguard. First they try Ed Wuncler III, but he's too reckless, so Huey suggests they hire Bushido Brown. Brown proves to be too high maintenance and they take forever to make their move again, but they appear seconds after Robert has just fired Brown, prompting him to immediately rehire him and they fight.

He does well defeating Gripenasty and Pistofferson but Crabmiser decapitates him with his flying guillotine. Afterwards they reveal that they never really cared for Stinkmeaner in the first place and would've attacked them anyway regardless of it. Hearing the commotion, the police arrive and arrest the group for assault and murder. As the episode concludes, a the narrating Stinkmeaner remarks that he is more lucky to be in Hell rather than jail.

AbilitiesEdit

Posession: Stinkmeaner had the ability to possess the living in order to interact with the physical world (through Tom Dubois.) He mostly utilized Tom's body in order to reap revenge upon the Freeman family, as well as having rough sexual intercourse with Sara Dubois.

Enhanced Physical Abilities: Stinkmeaner seems to have been capable of augmenting Tom's possessed body to accomplish almost super human feats of strength and agility, he was capable of almost completely overwhelming the entire Freeman family alone, before being forcibly tied down by Ruckus and Robert.

Levitation: Stinkmeaner was briefly seen to be capable of levitating Tom's body into the air during his exorcism, it is unknown whether this was actually an ability he possessed or whether this was simply a reaction to the exorcism.

TriviaEdit

  • He uses the phrase "Bitch ass nigga," or "nigga," in almost every sentence he uses and even called The Devil (a Satan) himself a "Bitch ass nigga". He often pronounces "nigga" like "nyi-cuh" and over enunciates it.
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